Ahh bacon... For some of us, bacon is a gift from the gods, a taste of paradise itself. If you agree, we have a treat for you in the form of bizarre bacon products. If you cannot get enough of this sweet-smoky goodness, these are definitely for you. Enjoy!
Price: $5.99 at thinkgeek
Yes, that's right, this is bacon that you can spread on bagel and toast. For those who are lazy and cannot be bothered with sandwiches that involve more than three ingredients, the baconnaise will save your life. The manufacturer of this bizarre bacon product believes that “everything should taste like bacon.” Here's the crazy part, though: baconnaise is vegetarian and kosher.