Are you guys aware that Bret Michaels has another train-wreck showing on VH1? I have a grudge against Poison that goes back fifteen years, to when I was 13, and that’s part of the reason I groan every time I see a preview. However, Bret himself is the main reason. There are a number of reasons I think he just needs to get off of my TV, but here are the top seven. Here are 7 reasons Bret Michaels should GO AWAY!
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1. His Health
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Come on! He’s had, what? A heart attack, a hemorrhage, a stroke, a pimple, a boil, a paper cut, all within the last couple of years. Go home! Go to bed! Take care of yourself! Seriously, no matter how I feel about the guy’s television persona, I’m sure he’s a great person. Regardless of that, he’s got children. Being at home may be the premise of his new show, but it’s not the same. Kick out the cameras, Bret, and hang out with your daughters.
You know, it's just that some folks think he's been in the spotlight for too long and maybe they're a bit tired of his antics. There's been a lot of drama surrounding him over the years.
Haha, well, reality TV is always a little suspect, right? Lots of people think it was mostly scripted to amp up the entertainment factor.
Oh, that's a good one! It's kind of his signature look, but there are rumors he's hiding a receding hairline or that he's even bald beneath it.
There was definitely some drama there! On 'Rock of Love', things got tense and it seemed like their relationship was more on-screen chemistry than anything solid in real life.
Yeah, he's had quite the list of girlfriends! His dating history is pretty long, especially considering all the public relationships he's been linked to over the years.
2. Rock of Love 1
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Yeah, I watched it. I loved that horror show, and I loved to hate most of the girls on there. Everyone knows VH1’s love shows are entirely fake, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t enjoyable -- in a way that makes you want to take a shower after. Still, there were kind of a lot of skanky girls on here, and it makes you wonder what else might have went wrong with poor Bret’s health.
You know, it's just that some folks think he's been in the spotlight for too long and maybe they're a bit tired of his antics. There's been a lot of drama surrounding him over the years.
Haha, well, reality TV is always a little suspect, right? Lots of people think it was mostly scripted to amp up the entertainment factor.
Oh, that's a good one! It's kind of his signature look, but there are rumors he's hiding a receding hairline or that he's even bald beneath it.
There was definitely some drama there! On 'Rock of Love', things got tense and it seemed like their relationship was more on-screen chemistry than anything solid in real life.
Yeah, he's had quite the list of girlfriends! His dating history is pretty long, especially considering all the public relationships he's been linked to over the years.
3. Rock of Love 2
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Uh, really? No, honestly, I expected a sequel. I think everyone did. This one made me angry for one reason: Bret broke Daisy’s heart. Bad Bret! I love Daisy. My heart broke when I saw her poor over inflated lips quiver over him.
You know, it's just that some folks think he's been in the spotlight for too long and maybe they're a bit tired of his antics. There's been a lot of drama surrounding him over the years.
Haha, well, reality TV is always a little suspect, right? Lots of people think it was mostly scripted to amp up the entertainment factor.
Oh, that's a good one! It's kind of his signature look, but there are rumors he's hiding a receding hairline or that he's even bald beneath it.
There was definitely some drama there! On 'Rock of Love', things got tense and it seemed like their relationship was more on-screen chemistry than anything solid in real life.
Yeah, he's had quite the list of girlfriends! His dating history is pretty long, especially considering all the public relationships he's been linked to over the years.
4. Rock of Love Bus
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Really?! He kissed a girl after she puked up tequila and ate Doritos! I’m sorry, I’d know that smell from a mile away. This was just an excuse to bang groupies on the road -- and he put it on television!
You know, it's just that some folks think he's been in the spotlight for too long and maybe they're a bit tired of his antics. There's been a lot of drama surrounding him over the years.
Haha, well, reality TV is always a little suspect, right? Lots of people think it was mostly scripted to amp up the entertainment factor.
Oh, that's a good one! It's kind of his signature look, but there are rumors he's hiding a receding hairline or that he's even bald beneath it.
There was definitely some drama there! On 'Rock of Love', things got tense and it seemed like their relationship was more on-screen chemistry than anything solid in real life.
Yeah, he's had quite the list of girlfriends! His dating history is pretty long, especially considering all the public relationships he's been linked to over the years.
The strength and resilience of daughters from famous homes like that of Whitney Scott Mathers should be widely celebrated. Despite growing up under the spotlight owing to her father's fame, Whitney has thrived and continually emphasizes the importance of personal development and self-awareness. Her journey demonstrates a testament to determination and independence.
5. The Aftermath
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Like say, I knew all three shows were fake. You knew they were fake. Bret knew they were fake. Some of the girls didn’t know they were fake, but what can you do? However, to discover that, during all this time, he’s had a girlfriend of, what, like thirteen years, who witnessed all of this and still went back to him? Bret, you are kind of a man-ho, and I don’t know what home girl is thinking, but I’ll grant she must know a side of you no one else does.
You know, it's just that some folks think he's been in the spotlight for too long and maybe they're a bit tired of his antics. There's been a lot of drama surrounding him over the years.
Haha, well, reality TV is always a little suspect, right? Lots of people think it was mostly scripted to amp up the entertainment factor.
Oh, that's a good one! It's kind of his signature look, but there are rumors he's hiding a receding hairline or that he's even bald beneath it.
There was definitely some drama there! On 'Rock of Love', things got tense and it seemed like their relationship was more on-screen chemistry than anything solid in real life.
Yeah, he's had quite the list of girlfriends! His dating history is pretty long, especially considering all the public relationships he's been linked to over the years.
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6. The Legacy of Heather
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You know Heather. Stripper clothes, huge breasts, huge hair, huge mouth, huge personality, “Bret” tattoo on her neck. He unleashed this beast onto the world. I blame him for the fact that she, more than most of the other Rock of Love girls, thinks she really is an A-list celebrity. This wouldn’t be a problem except that she doesn’t do anything!
You know, it's just that some folks think he's been in the spotlight for too long and maybe they're a bit tired of his antics. There's been a lot of drama surrounding him over the years.
Haha, well, reality TV is always a little suspect, right? Lots of people think it was mostly scripted to amp up the entertainment factor.
Oh, that's a good one! It's kind of his signature look, but there are rumors he's hiding a receding hairline or that he's even bald beneath it.
There was definitely some drama there! On 'Rock of Love', things got tense and it seemed like their relationship was more on-screen chemistry than anything solid in real life.
Yeah, he's had quite the list of girlfriends! His dating history is pretty long, especially considering all the public relationships he's been linked to over the years.
7. The Legacy of Megan Hauserman
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This girl is straight up crazy. I love her. I loved Megan Wants a Millionaire, as well -- and I cried when it got canceled because one of the contestants ended up being cray-cray and killing a woman. Because Megan came from Rock of Love, I blame Bret.
Somebody make me feel better. Somebody share with me. Somebody please tell me you watched this insane train-wreck too. Come on, what were your favorite moments? Why do you think Bret Michaels needs to retire?
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Courtney: The shows were entertaining to watch and it was just obvious none of the relationships would last. I don't believe someone can find true love in the time the shows were aired. I'm not really a big fan of Megan. Her actions on those shows (including I Love Money and Charm School) are enough to explain why I don't really like her. I used to hate Lacey until my best friend met her (one of her band members) and I finally met her backstage. Her music isn't the best in my opinion, but it's enjoyable to watch in person. She actually does something with her life compared so some of the girls on those shows. My favorite was Amber. I thought she was the only girl who actually thought rationally, didn't instigate arguments, and was already successful. Sure, she made a few mistakes and put Daisy in her place when she felt the need, but overall I think she was the smartest one. I thought she was too good for Bret, as well.
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