There are a few ways to make for a really hot see-through photo.
Being 48-years-old isn't one of them.
Patricia Heaton showed up to the opening night of the Los Angeles production of Wicked without her bra on in a see-through top.
To be fair, the top wasn't see-through until the flashes started going off, but shouldn't she know better by now?
She's got like all those years of wisdom.
And whatever else it is old people like to brag about having.
Uncontrollable bowel movements?