Patricia Heaton Braless See-through

There are a few ways to make for a really hot see-through photo.

Being 48-years-old isn't one of them.

Patricia Heaton showed up to the opening night of the Los Angeles production of Wicked without her bra on in a see-through top.

To be fair, the top wasn't see-through until the flashes started going off, but shouldn't she know better by now?

She's got like all those years of wisdom.

And dentures.

And whatever else it is old #people like to brag about having.

Uncontrollable bowel movements?