Well if you’re Pete Wentz, you bat your manscara-lined eyes at the “coppah” and ask nicely to be let off the hook. At least that’s what I imagine Pete did yesterday when he was pulled over in Los Angeles �" something he seemed to predict just days before. “I didn’t realize how hard a motorcycle was to ride,” he told People about his newly purchased chopper.

And apparently girlfriend Ashlee Simpson was also dubious about Pete’s driving skills. “She was ...