StyleFoul Spring Fashion Lies

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The trend-watchers among you are most-likely crawling the Internet, trying to figure out what will emerge as the "hot new look" for Spring. After stumbling upon a couple ridiculous predictions this morning, I feel compelled to share them with you, just in case these lies are being perpetrated elsewhere.

1 "The Eighties Look" File this under, "you've got to be kidding me." The latest 80s obsession just barely limped through Winter, and even then it felt like a dying gasp. If anyone tells you this decade is hanging around for Spring, laugh in their face and buy them some plaid

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2 "Animal Prints" Ok, ok. This actually seems plausible, but you can file it under "God, I hope not." This still feels like an 80s throwback, and -- to be perfectly honest -- I'm sick of clothing that's "ironically tacky." However, in small doses -- shoes, accessories, maybe a swimsuit -- I wouldn't rule this out. But I urge caution -- animal print dresses still look dumb

So now you know. Forewarned is forearmed.
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