† a big blog welcome goes out to 'recapist' which promises to be the best recap site around the web!
† paris hilton's lawyer got all up in michael k and 14's faces over that hilarious poster spoof...
† oh the power of airbrushing...normally kelly ripa has an outtie but not on the cover of 'shape'!
† HBO, vampires, alan ball, & anna paquin - oh my! sounds like a hot formula for a new TV series...
† marilyn manson's upcoming album sounds like one for the kids - cannibal music w/ an upbeat swing!
† i've missed having a street hooker of the day - here's mischa barton taking her turn at the part!
† david beckham has new ink - a huge forearm tattoo! gosh he totally makes me weak in the knees!
† porn diva jenna jameson continues to shrink down to a scary size and now she is losing her fans!
† anyone up for a little strip tease with dita von teese? at least when she was done she was clean!
† avril lavigne got a $9.5 million mansion w/ 10 bathrooms - one for each of her nasty attitudes...
† tao in vegas is now throwing 'princess parties' for lame ass 'socialites' - 1st up kim kardashian!
† tuesday is the big DNA reveal! if birkhead is the dad (he is) stern will not fight him for custody
† JR rotem (that scrubby producer britney was hanging with) speaks about his relationship w/ spears
† mandy moore gets wet and shows off her coinslot in 'elle' - it sounds dirty but it's really not...
† ashlee simpson and pete wentz are still together - each day he loses points over dating a simpson
† nicole kidman is not pregnant - at this point i don't she'll be having any kids with keith urban
björk we are earth intruders**what the buck?**