Paris Hilton Gets Molested by Joe Francis

If you can make it through this 20-minute video of Paris Hilton being Paris Hilton you should consider becoming a Buddhist monk. I skipped through 98% of it and I still feel like I died a little inside. Anyways, included on the video are multiple scenes of Paris getting groped and molested by Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis in front of his friends, as well as an insane person doing a ton of cocaine off his own chest. That's about all I can tell you because I had to stop watching before I died of boredom. You'd probably be better off just staring at your own shadow for 20 minutes.