Katie Holmes accidentally flashed her bodyshaping underwear while getting out of her limo at Giorgio Armani's Paris couture show last night. Jesus, aren't upskirts supposed to be sexy? They're not supposed to conjure images of your grandma and make your penis melt. The only way these could be any more unsexy is if a tiny old man crawled out from under there.

NOTE: They're not pantyhose. Check the feet and how the underwear cuts into her thighs. Or don't and keep your eyesight.