In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke to “loosen up and shake that cooch.” Here’s some other news which may or may not be related to Paris Hilton.
• Bastardly: Petra Nemcova frolics in the water.
• CityRag: Kate Moss Can Mess With You
• Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Lloyd in an expensive bikini.
• DH: Avril Lavigne in Seventeen fully clothed
• SOW: Law & Order: Criminal Intent actors unhappy with no raise
• HB: Naomi Watts baby is an ogre
• EB: Ann Coulter defends Paris.
• Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie joins Council on Foreign Relations
• Grumpiest: Katharine McPhee in Vegas magazine
• Celeb Worm: Michelle Marsh & Lindsay Ann Strutt topless in Loaded Magazine (NSFW)
• About: Jennifer Aniston might have a new boyfriend. He’s long and pink and vibrates really fast.
• ICYDK: Sienna Miller wants you to know she’s not a slut.
• Egotastic: Mariah Carey brings her cleavage
• CS: Paula Abdul Considers Adoption
• College Humor: Japanese Tetris is hard and unfair
• Dlisted: Kelly Clarkson is photoshopped
• AB: George Michael won’t be going to jail
