Star magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has gotten a ton of work done to help get ready for her comeback.
Gone to church, dabbled in bulimia and now heavy into light lipo. It's more a cooking session. You heard of Tomato Reduction? We're talking Britney Reduction. Shrinking her size 6 to size 2. Since surgery requires drugs, this addictive rehab alumna is - per Star magazine's current issue - into soybean anti-fat injections. Stuffing tofu up her tutu means Vegas, six weeks, 12 sessions, $130,000. Then she's on to BevHills doc Raj Kanodia, who reshaped Jennifer Aniston's and Ashley Simpson's noses and so shies from publicity that he actually spelled his name for me. Then she's getting rid of those crappy tattoos.
Don't ask me why the New York Post is writing their articles like a shopping list because I couldn't tell you. They could replace everything they wrote with "magic" and it'd be just as interesting to me. Although this is clearly the best Britney Spears has looked in a long time. Compared to how she used to look her regiment could consist of hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and it still probably would've been an improvement.
