The fame-hungry half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith has hatched a bizarre plan to remake herself in the tragic model’s image.
Donna Hogan, a 40-something Texas housewife, is set to dye her hair, get her breasts surgically enhanced and then approach Hugh Hefner about becoming a Playboy centerfold - like Anna Nicole did.
“A few years ago, Playboy approached me and I almost agreed to do it. But I was too chicken. My boobs weren’t big enough,” Hogan tells Steppin’ Out’s Chaunce Hayden. “But now, if Playboy called, I would probably do it. I just had a birthday and I’m going to treat myself to new boobs. I just want to get my body to where I want it and I’ll be ready to step in and do it . . . You’ll definitely see a transformation in the next year.”
But Hogan won’t likely make her breasts as gargantuan as Anna Nicole made hers. As she revealed in her recent tell-all, “Train Wreck,” her half-sister had a “double breast enhancement” that made her so top heavy, she had to have her bras custom-made and suffered from back-pain that forced her to turn to prescription drugs.
In her interview with Hayden, the nude-model wannabe also has harsh words for Anna Nicole’s onetime boyfriend, lawyer Howard K. Stern, who originally claimed he was the father of baby Dannielynn, before a DNA test confirmed it was actually Larry Birkhead.
“He’s a creepy little weasel-looking thing. He was just Anna’s gofer, like a little girlfriend or something,” Hogan tells the magazine. “I could just slap the [bleep] out of him. I’d love to just beat the [bleep] out of him. But instead I think I’ll just torture him . . . hug and kiss on him and act like I like him, then just walk away and leave him like that, all sexually frustrated.” Stern did not return Page Six’s calls.
Hogan, who might be overestimating her sex appeal, also doubts anybody will ever see the millions Anna Nicole supposedly inherited from late husband J. Howard Marshall, adding, “I don’t even believe Anna thought she would ever see any of that money. It was just a tool she used for keeping the media interested in her.”