Alessandra Ambrosio Isn't Ugly

Alessandra Ambrosio showed up to the Entourage Season 3 premiere last week looking like her usual ridiculous self. I read somewhere that if she's in the presence of ugly people for too long their faces melt off and they spontaneously combust. I think it was Scientific America. And you can't argue with science. You can, however, bare-knuckle box it if it insults your mom.