Feeds have been fixed, uh, maybe? I don’t know if they were ever broken or not, but I’m just saying that to let you know if you’re into feed readers, you can subscribe to the RSS here. If anyone isn’t getting full feeds, email me.
• Pajiba: Eli Roth blames piracy for Hostel II’s failure at the box office. Eli is starting to sound like a dick.
• Bastardly: Kim Kardashian is a really short porn star. Well, how else would you spin her like a top?
• Drunken Stepfather: Jessica Simpson goes to the gym looking nappy.
• ASL: Brad Pitt’s mom visits Jennifer Aniston and people actually care.
• HP: A trojan condom commercial is rejected. Metaphor too strong says Fox and CBS.
• Dlisted: Naomi Campbell shot a commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts.
• HB: Geri whatshername wants her Spice Girls dress back.
• CS: Josh Duhamel’s sorry pick-up line won Fergie over. In his defense, all you have to do is look at her to get to third base.
• TFT: Sarah Silverman does Maxim Magazine. (Site NSFW)
• College Humor: Even more 300 spoofs. This time with The Office.
• Jossip: The Vatican issues the Ten Commandments for drivers. Jesus! I’m funny.
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