30 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today ...

Katie

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With the weather getting better and better all I can think these days is how great it could be to get out of work early ...

And since I've been fantasizing about it quite a bit lately, I made a whole list of 30 most believable and heart-breaking reasons that will allow you (and your humble author) to cut the working hours without getting the paycheck cut. Even if you have the strictest #boss on Earth.

Now all you need to do is choose the reason that sounds just right in your working place. And you'll be free to go in under 10 minutes!

1. Pipes Broke

Your neighbor called - the water pipes "broke" and your basement is flooding. Got to get home ASAP!

30 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today ...

Septic Tank Runneth over

Someone Call Security!

Operation Repo

Garage Door Wars

i know that this excuse works only every 12 weeks, i am a blood donor, so every 12 weeks i am able t…
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My friend tried to use the my car broke down today one and his manager said they could send someone …
- Haha! If only... What did your friend end up doing?? Thanks for stopping by AWS!
I fell and can't get up
- If u think u can do it...u can always make a fake doctors note. Put the doctors offices name/logo up…
- Ha! That's so awesome and so true! :)
- Haha yep, that could work, as long as no one swings by with flowers or something :) Thanks for stopp…
@Sheila, 1. I slept in for work. The bad part is, is that I was the team leader! I was tired from a…
LOL at the excuses i over slept and cudnt wake up and i needed an excuse didnt manij to go thru all …
- Ha! I love those excuses. :)
I feel like smacked ass...blehh..i have 3 kids all 4 and under..my husband works..he hasnt missed an…
- Aww Ronnie! It sounds like you do need some help. If he is vomiting, he should be able to go home.…
I am not currently working (single mom with newborn) but I had to call out of a class today, I did n…
- Oh no! I'm so sorry that happened to you -- but it is such a good excuse!! :) Thanks for the feed…
lice, cousin went into labor, food poisoning, stomach bug (via Twitter)
I called my boss saying that my basement flooded, and since my bedroom is in the basement, he unders…
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upon my word, if I dare to use any of these excuses, I'll be thrown out of my work in no time, as al…
- I think I would too -- I just try to take one day off a month, that way I can get my mind in order. …
Great ones! I could have used this when I was working. Love the pictures with them. 8-D (except for …
- Thanks for reading, Lynnie!
Love This..
Lets see, if you live near you family say their car was broken into and you are going to take them t…
I can't have any more days off until after Christmas because apparently they can mark me up on my st…
AHAHAHA xD
Some of them are god but I would say they would be asking for a note or such. The "womanly issue" wo…
this may be just me, but I would be to scared to be jinxed! I would probably use one of these excuse…
#8 Some guys do have the guts to ask, because not guys are offput by simple biology. So if you're go…
How awkward if your boss read this....