22 težave, vse teče dekleta lahko nanašajo in kako ravnati...
Če ste runner, obstaja celo vrsto težav, boste morali obravnavati, da prijatelji ne teče samo ne dobijo. Oh, dekle, ampak razumem. Boj je resnično, in te probleme je treba rešiti, kot včeraj.
Prijatelji ne razumem, zakaj sovražiš mani/pedi dan... dokler odlepite vaše nogavice in vse vidijo vaše manjka črni in modri nohti. In niti ne spregovorimo o mehurji.
2 spolzka trakovi
Zakaj je tako mogoče najti a šapelj, ki dejansko ohranja vaše lase iz obraz za več kot miljo?
3 čevlji
Potrebovala sem večno navaditi kako grozno tekaški copati so. Za toliko, kot stanejo, bi mislim, nekdo strjena lava razbrati kako uganjati jih srčkan, kot tudi podporno. Iščem na vas, Mizuno.
4 zaščitni pas
Če imate srečo, boste nikoli izkušnje agonija drgnjenja kjer notranjost vašega nadlaket drgnejo šivov vaš tekmovanje v teku tank, ali (mnogo) slabše obrabe delov vaše dama na šiv na vaše hlače. Dragi Bog.
5 potenje
Če niste običajno veliko pulover, morda prijatelji šokiran, koliko lahko znoj med vožnjo.
6 in sol!
Bi bili tudi zgrožen, ko so videli skorjasta bela sol ližejo, čelo je postala po razdalji dan. Oj.
7 čop
Medtem ko prijatelji nosijo teče oblačila in čop videti srčkan teče opravke, veste, ne more stati enega nositi, ko dejansko uporabljate, ker obstaja zelo realna možnost, ko spremenite smer, vi boste večkrat udaril v obraz s svojo čop.
8 šele potem kaj?
Ampak če ne nosite čop, kaj boste storiti s lase?
9 dirka pristojbine
Ko prijatelji vprašati, zakaj si ne morete privoščiti tretje dekle noč ta mesec, jim povem resnico: si zapravila ves svoj denar na pristojbine za registracijo.
10 oblačila
Polovica vaše garderobe je podvozja, ki ni res mogoče nosite uradu, na datume, ali res vsakem drugem času, kot kdaj izvajate.
11 čevlji
Sem namiguje, da te prej, vendar si zasluži še omenja: tekaški copati so Friknuto drago, in boste morali kupiti večkrat na leto.
12 kolesarji
I hate people on bikes who seem oblivious to runners on the path. Dudes, pedestrians, including runners, have the right of way! So please don't hog the path. Thanks!
13 Gels
To paraphrase Matthew Inman, energy gels taste like "boob milk from a cyborg." But they don't have to, do they? Can someone please work on this?
14 The Injuries
Shin splints, hammy pulls, and plantar fasciitis. They're not fatal injuries, but if you're a runner, you know they sure feel like they are.
15 The Lingo
You've been a runner for years now. When will your friends finally get the lingo you've been dropping? PR means "personal record" so when I tell you I beat my old PR by more than a minute, don't ask me for the thousandth time what that is, just be happy for me!
16 The Hunger
They think PMS hunger is the biggest, baddest hunger ever. Nope. The hunger of training for a marathon is greater and more consuming. They will never understand. Now let's eat!
17 The Emotion
At about mile 18 in my first marathon, I started crying because I needed salt and I couldn't find the Slim Jim I'd packed in my belt. I cried because I saw a dead bird on the side of the road. I cried because I saw someone holding a really nice sign. Running is emotional. I get it.
18 The Fear
Sometimes we get scared on a run. Off-leash dogs? Scary, sure. But running alone, at night, in the early morning, or in a secluded area freaks us out for a lot of reasons, assault being the biggest one. Male runners don't feel this way, and no one else really understands why you keep pepper spray around your wrist. Sure. It's for the dogs.
19 The Competition
I'd like to say I'm only in competition with myself, but that's kind of a lie. I'm racing everyone, whether they know it or not, and when they beat me, I'm more upset than I should be. Silly? Sure. But it's a problem!
20 Period Problems
I've tried everything to cope with my flow when I'm running: tampons, pads, sponges, a cup. Like dealing with a period when you're NOT running isn't hard enough already, try coping when you're running a marathon for five hours.
21 Timing
All your friends know is they're proud of you because you finished that 5k. They don't understand why you're so upset that the chip timing or clock was off. I get you though. Come on, timing company, get your act together!
22 Poop
Oh girl, I get you. I really do. None of your non-runner friends understand the importance of regularity for a runner, but I do. I understand. Let's leave it at that.
