Phoebe Cates is Apparently Asian Now

Phoebe Cates (the hot chick who takes off her bikini top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High) showed up to the King Lear premiere looking like this. I didn't know it was possible to switch races midway through your life. Or, uh, genders. What the hell happened here? It's like visiting your high school girlfriend after twenty years and seeing that they've turned into a 40-year-old bald man with a mustache.

A bunch more of Phoebe Cates looking absolutely terrible after the jump.

EDIT: Turns out Phoebe Cates is half Filipino and 43-years-old, which makes me an ass. It's not often you see a 43-year-old with two kids who could pass for a teen. I'd say burn her at the stake but I'm sure her magic is too powerful.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Phoebe Cates Asian?

So, it seems like Phoebe Cates might be part Asian, but it's not super clear. Some folks think she has Filipino heritage. It's surprising, right?

What's Phoebe Cates' ethnicity?

Honestly, her ethnicity's been a big question mark for many. Some research shows she could be part Jewish and possibly some Asian descent. Quite the mix!

Why are people talking about Phoebe Cates being Asian now?

I think people are just curious about her background and how she looks, especially because she's always been this mysterious 80s icon.

Did Phoebe Cates ever talk about being Asian?

Not really, as far as I've seen. She’s pretty private, so there's not much out there from her directly. It's mostly fan speculation and media stuff.

Why does her ancestry matter now?

Well, people love knowing more about famous faces, especially when they’ve been part of their childhood. Ancestry adds a new layer to their story!