1 There’s a Bit of Truth in Every Joke… We’re Flabbergasted Because Lindsay Lohan Checked Herself into Rehab This Week. Really. Although Lindsay Started Attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings Last Month, Last Year’s Riddle in Which a Doctor Was Mysteriously Called to Her Suite at Los Angeles’ Chateau Marmont Always Haunted Us. and to Think Lindsay Made Light of the Marmont Incident, Saying She Was No “Marilyn Monroe, Overdosing in the Bathroom.”
2 And Nicole Richie Breathes a Sigh of Relief… Because David Beckham Signed a Five-year $250 Million Contract to Play for the L.a. Galaxy Major League Soccer Team. That Means the Soccer Hottie and His Toothpick Wife Victoria Will Be Moving to Hollywood, Taking the Skinny Crown Away from Nicole
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3 She Does Love Cheeseburgers and Lipstick… Adult Movie Star Jenna Jameson is Developing a Biopic of Her Life, and She Wants Scarlett Johansson to Play Her. “We're Looking, Hopefully, at Scarlett Johansson. She's My Choice,” the How to Make Love like a Porn Star: a Cautionary Tale Star Said. Dream on Jenna—that Card’s Not in Scarlett’s “Me, Sexy?” Deck
4 Love is a Battlefield… Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz's Amicable Split Took a Turn for the Worse. According to People Magazine, the Exes Had a Heated Argument at Prince's Golden Globes after-party. Witnesses Say Cameron Approached Justin While the Singer Was Chatting up Jessica Biel, Which Lead to a 40-minute Face-off in a Side Room. Cameron Reportedly Emerged Composed, While Justin Surfaced with His Head in His Hands and then Slammed His Fist into a Cabinet, but He Didn’t Cry Us a River
5 Some People Don’t Change after High School… “They Unfortunately do Not Get along Anymore.” That’s Austrian Socialite Richard Lugner—Paris Hilton's Date at Next Month's Glittering Vienna Opera Ball--confirming the Friendship between Britney Spears and Paris is Officially Caput. Next: Paris Slips Nasty Notes under Her Desk about Brit to Her New BFF
6 His Foot Goes Deep Throat… Isaiah Washington’s Foot, That is. the Grey’s Anatomy Star Stunned Cast Mates in the Press Room at the Golden Globe Awards This Week when He Grabbed the Microphone to Insist He Never Used the Derogatory Slur “faggot”—by Using the Derogatory ‘f’ Slur. Maybe Isaiah Should Take Co-star Katherine Heigl’s Advice and “just Not Speak in Public. Period.”
7 The Celeb Sex Tape Scandal of the Week… Internet Porn Company SugarDVD.com Has Confirmed the Existence of a Sex Tape Featuring Paris Hilton’s Pal Kim Kardashian with Her Ex—and Whitney Houston's Reported New Beau--Ray J. SugarDVD.com Bosses Have Reportedly Offered Kim a $2 Million Deal for the Exclusive Rights to the Tape, but the Socialite Said She Wants Nothing to do with It and Insists Her Ex (also R&B Star Brandy's Brother) Won't Either. We'll See about That
8 Oh Please Shut up, Dina… ” I'm so Proud of Her. She's Really in a Good Place Right Now, Spiritually and Mentally,” Lindsay Lohan's Mom Dina Tells Star Magazine about Her Daughter Checking into a Los Angeles Rehab Facility. “She's in an Amazing, Phenomenal Place. She's 20 and She's Solid, and She's Doing What She Needs to do.”
9 She’s so an on-set Slut… We like Claire Danes, but She Sure Isn't Wasting Time Moving on from Her Split with He Stage Beauty Co-star Billy Crudup. New York Daily News' Gatecrasher Column Reports Claire is Hot and Heavy with Her Evening Co-star Hugh Dancy
10 ”Yeah!”… Usher Was Sentenced to 20 Hours of Community Service and Hit with a $425 Fine after Being Convicted of Speeding. the R&B Singer Was Pulled over for Driving at 103 Mph in Georgia on Last Year’s Fourth of July. We Wonder What He Has Driving?
