Kate Moss Goes Missing Returns with Powder Stains ...

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Kate Moss doesn’t live very far from China Tang where she ate last night which is why it’s a mystery where Kate went between 9:30 p.m. and midnight. When she finally showed up at her house, her dress was covered in specks of white powder. Delicious white powder.

Moss, who this week is celebrating the runaway success of her new Topshop range, had been dining with friends at China Tang restaurant in London’s Dorchester hotel.

But what she got up to in the two-and-a-half hours between leaving Park Lane and arriving at her north London home remains a mystery.

Kate Moss leaves London’s China Tang restaurant with Sir Philip Green after the launch of her clothing range

Wearing her trademark waistcoat and skinny black jeans, she climbed into the car looking calm and serious.

By the time she got out, without the waistcoat, she seemed a little the worse for wear.

Let’s not jump to conclusions. It could be from a lot of things. Things like cocaine and…yea. By now, no one cares what drug Kate Moss does. She’s like some sort of junkie superhero. Clark Kent is powered by the sun. Kate Moss is powered by doing lines of coke off someone’s ass crack. Years of research says she should be in some half-way house looking like Fergie and stealing plastic gnomes off lawns to sell for drugs. Instead, she’s one of the world’s highest paid models. Life is funny that way. Click here to see the full picture with the powdery evidence.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the deal with Kate Moss going missing?
Oh my gosh, when I heard the news, I was so intrigued! Kate Moss went off the radar for a bit, which had everyone wondering. Sometimes celebs just need a break, you know? But she's back now with a little powdery situation that got people talking even more!
Did Kate Moss actually disappear or is this just gossip?
It's kind of a mix! She wasn't reporting her every move, and we all know how that fires up the rumor mill. But let's be real, who doesn't love a bit of mystery with their morning coffee?
Why is Kate Moss always in the headlines for stuff like this?
Well, she's an icon! People have always been fascinated with her, from her modeling days to her lifestyle choices. She's just one of those figures that spark curiosity with every step she takes.
Should we be worried about Kate Moss with the powder stains thing?
Ah, the powder thing! Honestly, it's easy to jump to conclusions, but without knowing the full story, it’s all just speculation. Let's just say it certainly adds to her mystique!
Who are 'the anderdogs' and what do they have to do with this story?
Honestly, 'the anderdogs' sounds like a band I'd want to check out! But seriously, I'm not sure how they fit into the Kate Moss saga – maybe a little mix-up or keyword magic happening there!
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