Be afraid of jail, Paris Hilton - be very, very afraid.
That’s the ominous word from Natalia McLennan, the former $2,000-an-hour hooker who was splashed on the cover of New York Magazine as “New York’s No. 1 Escort” and spent 26 days at Rikers Island. “It’s the worst experience of your life - you’re locked up, the food is disgusting and everybody wants to be your friend, but in the end they just want to [bleep] you,” McLennan, who is now a stylist at a top Montreal spa, told Page Six.
First, McLennan says, Hilton must brace herself for an embarrassing physical that includes a full-body cavity search. She should also get used to being eyeballed by horny lesbian inmates. “She’ll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her when she takes a shower . . . And I’d tell her, ‘Drop the attitude.’ ”
She says Hilton can also use a psychological trick to survive, remembering that, “it doesn’t get any worse than this - it can only get better.”
Meanwhile, a tongue-in-cheek profile for Hilton has been posted on the popular pen-pal Web site for jailbirds, HotPrisonPals.com, so fans can stay in touch: “I will answer all who write me, EXCEPT if your first name is ‘Lindsay’ who I bet is laughing her freckled butt off right now as we speak!!!” The imaginary Paris relates how Tinkerbell tried to visit and, “security checked her for ‘contraband’ . . . it was embarrassing to see her stand up against the wall, her little legs spread eagle, then seeing the guards put on the rubber gloves . . . Ewwww!”
In other Paris developments, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who runs Arizona’s infamous “Tent City” jail, in which inmates are humiliated by having to wear striped uniforms and pink underwear, says he’s offered to house the celebutard heiress to ease overcrowding in the L.A. lockups.
In the She’ll-Never-Learn Dept., London’s Daily Mail yesterday published photos purporting to show Hilton puffing on a joint at last month’s Coachella music festival a few weeks before her sentencing.
And a national poll of 789 Americans by HCD Research shows a clear majority (69 percent) believe Hilton’s 45-day jail sentence is an appropriate punishment.
(Via pagesix)