Doing My Part to Make "Napoli" the New "Santorum" ...

By Jessica

Doing My Part to Make "Napoli" the New "Santorum" ...

When asked to provide an example of someone who might be worthy of an abortion, Bill Napoli, a state senator from the benighted republic of South Dakota, had this to say:

A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

Taking a page from the book of Dan Savage—who has successfully redefined the word “santorum”—Candy at Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Novels (why am I only now learning of this site?) would like to turn Bill Napoli into a brand new verb:

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1 To Brutalize and Rape, Sodomize as Bad as You Can Possibly Make It, a Young, Religious Virgin Woman Who Was Saving Herself for Marriage

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2 To Hella Rape Somebody

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli’s (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota’s abortion ban.

Source: MOTHERTALKERS
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