• Bastardly: Adriana Lima at the VS Candy Store launch.
• CityRag: Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong
• Drunken Stepfather: Michelle Marsh ran across the beach bouncing her huge boobs in her hands.
• UseMyComputer: Christine Lakin shows some side boob. Don’t know who she is, but SIDE BOOB.
• Celebitchy: Justin Timberlake has a farting problem.
• Bossip: Rihanna and Beyonce showed up at the BET Awards. Despite her huge forehead, Rihanna was hotter.
• Pajiba: Michael Moore may have a winner on his hands with SiCKO, but he’s still an annoying ass.
• ASL: Lindsay’s Dad Doesn’t Know How to Spell Her Name. So sad, too bad.
• College Humor: MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski doesn’t want any more Paris Hilton news so she throws a fit.
• CS: Heather Locklear Has No Plans to Make Good With Denise Richards
• DH: Jessica Alba likes dating wussy men.
• CelebWarship: Sheriff Baca said Paris would have died in jail.
• AB: Dolce & Gabbana Play Opposite Day
• College Humor: Still pimpin’ the heffers at 70. Word!
• SOW: When dumb people do stupid stunts
• Grumpiest: Brooke Burke in her Pink Bikini
• FBAC: Anne Hathaway does not have Hepatitis A
• Yeeeah: Kelly Clarkson blocked out the sun on Good Morning America.
• Leenks: Best sports blow-ups.