• Drunken Stepfather: Jessica Biel in a bikini for GQ and with a really tight body.
• Bastardly: People keep inviting Tara Reid to events like the MuchMusic Video Awards
• CityRag: Steven Tyler is mad about man-boobs
• Bossip: Nas hooks up with Victoria Beckham for a new track. Gah.
• Celebitchy: If you missed the OJ If I Did It manuscript the first time around, here it is in its entirety.
• Grumpiest: Sarita Stella in RALPH Magazine
• Hollywood Rag: Playboy wants Paris Hilton, but her mother won’t let her because she has morals.
• NinjaDude: Mandy Moore needs a stylist.
• Pajiba: Veronica Mars might be resurrected into a comic book
• ICYDK: Angelina Jolie really needs to eat something
• Glitterati: NBC might get Jon Stewart to replace Conan O’Brien.
• CS: Condom Man Sends 1,000 Condoms to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Too late.
• JIYHB: Maria Menounos shows her cleavage
• College Humor: Pam Anderson and Lindsay Lohan almost kissed one time. True story.
• IDLYITW: Demi Moore might be pregnant.
Bonus: The best 5 seconds you’ll spend today will be watching the dramatic chipmunk.
After the jump, Hilary Clinton spoofs The Sopranos and the I Got A Crush on Obama song if you haven’t already heard it all over the news.
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