The 6 Stages of Grief: Vacation Edition ...

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Labor Day's over, September has arrived in earnest, and summer is dying another death.

Even though it's still calendar summer, the leaves are beginning to change and the temperatures are rapidly dropping.

Y'all, it's official: summer vacation is over.

It has passed on, may it rest in peace.

You may be feeling some strange emotions.

Maybe you're blue, maybe you feel like you're in mourning, but you aren't quite sure why.2

I hate to tell this, but you might be grieving for summer.

If you're not sure, then you need to read through the six stages of grief – as they apply to vacation.

1. Stage One: Denial

At first, when you head back to work or start the new semester at school, you're excited.

Workers, you're thinking about the new projects you might be able to do!

And there's a new employee, maybe you'll be friends!

Students, a summer of fun has lulled you into thinking that, this year, learning might be fun.

You've got new clothes, new notebooks, an awesome new pen, you are so ready!

Being responsible every day is just as fun as vacation!

This is denial, and it does not last long.

You will crash and crash hard.

2. Stage Two: Anger

When you crash, you get very mad.

Your inbox is overfilled with work.

You don't like your teachers nearly as much as you thought you would.2

That girl you hate is wearing the same pair of shoes!

Your boss loves your proposal but changes everything about it.

You already have a ton of homework!

Responsibility is stupid!

You text everyone you know messages containing sentiments like, β€œFML,” β€œHate everything,” and β€œWtf,” all day long.

3. Stage Three: Bargaining

But that's okay.

You can totally fix this mess, it's fine.2

You're going to make every deadline, outshine every colleague, and it will be awesome.

You're going to get all your homework done on time, study your butt off, and ace every test.2

None of this is so bad.

You'll learn something new, it'll be fine.

As long as you can go out for Starbucks every day and be done with everything by 5 o'clock, it's fine.

It's great.

Honestly.

You'll do anything just to get through this.

Stage Four: Depression
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