These Hilarious Tweets Describe Dating Perfectly ...

1. Friend-zone? Nope!

The relationship zone is the flip-side to the friend zone, and man, I think you gotta be bold to pull off a move like this. Why don't you try it with your crush?

2. Ice Water, Please!

The true progression of a relationship. When you're really comfortable with somebody, you jump right to pizza with everything on the first date.

3. #relationshipgoals

But seriously, Pakalu is the funniest.

4. Netflix & Dating?

This is actually genius, right? Netflix should get on this and make it happen. Maybe then they could stop raising our streaming rates.

5. Want a Dog?

This is my idea of a perfect date, actually.

6. Yep, Me All over

Always be explicit. Leave no room for misunderstanding.

7. Always Say You're Not a Creep

Except not really because if you have to say you're not a creep, I have some bad news. You're probably a creep.

8. All the Butterflies


9. No Talking, Just Creepy Staring

*Braver. But other than that … yep. I remember that.

10. The Lesbian Dating Struggle

This legitimately happens. That's usually a sign for us to pick up our game and back away slowly.

11. Best Dating Profile Ever

I don't know about you, but I totally want to date Jess. Jess is my kind of girl

12. Happens All the Time

What a difference a semicolon makes...

13. Oops

The problem is that it's way too easy to accidentally let out a little poot when you're laughing.

14. Attempting to Flirt

Personally, I prefer Eddie Izzard's flirting technique. Just hit your wannabe boo with a loaf of bread.

15. Yep


16. The Confusion of Flirting

Been there, felt that. Pro tip: if you have to wonder, it usually means you're screaming, not flirting.

17. Sometimes It Happens That Way

I think Sarah is secretly me. Want to share some of your dating struggles?