1. This Whole Period Thing is Really Cramping My Style
This is one of those jokes that will make your friends groan, or at least roll their eyes. Of course, when it comes to puns, that's actually a compliment. Even though they look irritated on the outside, it means that your joke killed!
2. My Menstrual Cycle is Bloody Punctual, Period
The next time you go to the gynecologist and she asks about your period, use this line. She'll be so happy that your body is healthy that she might not even make fun of you for saying something so silly.
3. I Just Got My Period. Red Alert!
If you need a code word to tell your friends that you need to borrow a pad or a tampon, then you should use "red alert." Of course, other people might pick up on what you're talking about. It isn't the most secretive code word, but it is a funny one!
4. Why Yes, I Am on My Period. You Could Say That I’m … *dramatic Pause* … Ovary-reacting
Men always complain about women being crazy during that time of the month. Well, if you find yourself acting a little moody, then you can lighten the mood by using this joke. It's sure to get a reaction, and this time, it should be a laugh instead of a groan.
5. I Guess You Could Say People with Irregular Periods Go with the Flow
If your period is irregular, you should really head to the doctor to figure out what might be wrong. Of course, if you've already done that and have the problem figured out, you might as well lighten the mood by laughing at it. After all, if your period is irregular, you just have to wait for that blood and then flow with it.
6. Heavy Flows Are Bloody Annoying
If you live in a country where "bloody" is used all of the time, your friends might not even pick up on this joke, because you'll sound like you're going on a regular rant about your period. Of course, if you've never used the word before, then everyone will understand that you were trying for a laugh.
7. What is an Ovary's Favorite Type of TV Show? Period Dramas
Here's a joke that all of your friends who love period dramas on television should enjoy, especially if they're female. Of course, if you tell the joke to a man, it'll be fun to see their reaction, since so many of them freak out whenever they hear the word "period." The next time your friends complain about their period, try to brighten their mood by telling them one of these ridiculous puns. You never know. It might lift their spirits. What other period puns can you come up with? Please vote and rank this list