“I Don't Know Why, but All I Want Right Now is Sex.”
3 / 19
“I Dreamed That I Was Your Sex Slave Last Night and It Was so Hot.”
4 / 19
“when You Get Home, Let's Watch Some Porn.”
Only say this if you actually enjoy watching porn with your partner, though.
5 / 19
“I Wish You Were Here Right Now. I'm Too Damn Horny!”
6 / 19
“I'm Going to Wear the Shortest Skirt I Have Tonight.”
7 / 19
“I Just Bought New Underwear and Can't Wait to Show It to You.”
8 / 19
“if I Were with You Right Now, Where Would You Want Me to Touch You?”
9 / 19
“I’m Trying to Sleep, but I Can’t Stop Thinking about All the Things You Could do to Me if You Were with Me Right Now.”
10 / 19
“do You Believe in Kiss and Tell? Because I Want You to Kiss Me and do Things to Me in Your Mind and Tell Me All about It.”
11 / 19
“Wanna Play a Game with Me?”
12 / 19
“do You Check Me out when I Walk Away?”
13 / 19
“Have You Ever Skinny Dipped?”
14 / 19
“What’s Your Idea of Good Foreplay?”
15 / 19
“What’s Your Favorite Sexual Fantasy?”
16 / 19
“How Long Will It Take for You to Get Here?”
17 / 19
“Have You Ever Felt Horny While Texting with Me?”
18 / 19
"Guess What I'm Thinking? I'll Give You a Hint. It Involves My Tongue and You, Naked."
19 / 19
"Sucking on a Blow Pop Right Now and Thinking of You..."
Speaking of imagery, am I right? How do you get your lover excited over text? Do you have a secret emoji language or is well-written prose more arousing? H/T: pairedlife.com, lovepanky.com, lovepanky.com