17 Pickup Lines 💬 to Turn You on 😘 and Make You Laugh 😂 ...

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Pizza is My Second Favorite Thing to Eat in Bed

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I’ll Treat You like My Homework: Slam You on the Table and do You All Night Long!

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I Must Be Hunting Treasure, Because I’m Digging Your Chest

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Wanna Go on a Ate with Me? I'll Give You the D Later

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I'm Going to Have Sex with You Later, so You Might as Well Be There

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Do You Believe in Karma? Because I Know Some Good Karma-sutra Positions

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I like Every Bone in Your Body, Especially Mine

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Do You like Adele? Because I Can Tell You Want to Be Rolling in the D

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I Know You Haven't Been Studying. You Must Want the D

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Want a Job? It Blows

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They Call Me “the Fireman,” Because I Turn the Hoes on

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Are You My New Boss? Cause You Just Gave Me a Raise

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Are You from Japan Because I’d like to Get in Japanties

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I’m No Weatherman, but You Can Expect a Few Inches Tonight

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Fine. if I Be the 6, Will You Be the 9?

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I Lost My Virginity. Can I Have Yours?

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Can I Read Your T-shirt in Braille?

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