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π I want to check you off my to-do list.π Youβre like a tornado. You just blow me away!π When I woke up this morning, I knew that my dream was about you because there was proof of it under the covers.π You see, Iβm like a Rubikβs Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.π You were amazing last night! Now imagine what it would be like if it wasnβt just a dream.π Letβs try something new in the kitchen tonight. And no, I donβt mean food!π I think you need some testosterone in your system.π I keep having these NSFW thoughts about you. I think I need help...from you.π Guess what Iβm thinking of right now? (Hint: It involves my tongue and your body.)π I heard there was a party in your mouth tonight. Can I come?π I want to tie your arms behind your back and make you scream in pleasure.π Do you like math? If so, then add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and letβs multiply!π Please send nudes, I can no longer wait.π I just want you to know that Iβll be licking your body later.π Youβre like a space rocket. You make me want to come inside you and fly you to the heaven and back.π Iβm pretty good at bad decisions. Do you want to make a bad decision with me right now?π I just got out of the shower. Do you want to come over to help me dry off?π Talk dirty to me.π Have you ever taken a raunchy selfie?π My magic wand is aching to show you a trick.π Have you ever tried to picture me naked?π Iβve had so many dirty thoughts about you today. Would you like to hear some of them?π Can I have you for my midnight snack?π I like your style and your class. But most of all, I like your ass!π If I correctly guess the color of your underwear, will you take them off for me?π Let's skip the flirty small talk and head straight to some actual action.