17 Realistic 👌🏼 New Year's Resolutions for 🗓 ...

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Pet as Many Animals as You Can

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Lose Some Weight

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...then Gain It Back Again

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Think up an Excuse for Not Starting Yoga

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Waste Money on a Gym Membership You Never Use

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Spend a Day Pretending like You're Really Going to Quit Social Media

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Don't Eat Your Weight in Doughnuts

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Don't Eat Your Weight in Chocolate

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Take Lots of Pictures of Your Pets

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Don't Quit All Your Vices

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Don't Spend More than Twelve Hours on a Netflix Binge

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Pick up a New Hobby That You'll Give up on in Two Months

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Try Not to Blow Your Paycheck Two Days after Getting Paid

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Promise to Floss Regularly … Right before Every Dental Appointment

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Wiki All the Classic Books You Always Say You'll Read

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Stop Vaguebooking

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Do What Makes You Happy

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