Weird Thoughts 💭 It's Totally 💯 Okay to Have when You're a Couple 💏 ...

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Which One of Us is Going to Die First?

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What if We Have Stupid Kids?

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If We Split up, Who Gets the Dogs?

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What if I like Our Pets Better than Our Children?

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Who's Going to Look Hotter when We're Old?

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What if One of Us Becomes Incontinent?

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Do I Have to Listen to the Same Stories Forever?

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Would We Both Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

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Would We Win the Amazing Race?

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Will I Ever Get Used to the Smell of Her/his Farts?

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This Might Be the Last Person Who Will Ever See Me Naked

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I Want to Smother Her in Her Sleep

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Is Cover-stealing Adequate Grounds for Divorce?

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What if S/he's Leading a Double Life?

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What if We're Mr. and Mrs. Smith and I Don't Know It?

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What is She Thinking about when She's Busy Not Listening to Me?

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How Did I Get so Lucky?

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