Inoffensive Dad Jokes You Can Tell Anyone and Everyone ...

1. Stupidest Animal in the Jungle

Polar bears shouldn't be anywhere near the jungle.

2. The Explosion

Unfortunately, Mary didn't make it.

3. Heart of Lion

Thieves don't get to live freely.

4. Farmer in the Field

That's the way math works, right?

5. Kicked the Bucket

Don't take everything so literally.

6. The First Telephone

You can't argue with that.

7. Hole in Your Shoe

Every clothing item has holes in it. What other Dad jokes can you come up with?