7 Funny Ways to Turn down Sex when You're Not in the Mood ...

1 / 7

I’m Not in the Mood to Be Disappointed by You

2 / 7

I’m an Impenetrable Fortress of Spanx

3 / 7

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait

4 / 7

I Would, but You'd Never Be Able to Enjoy Sex with Another Girl Again

5 / 7

You Can’t Touch This

https://media.giphy.com/media/352iODH9ALg7C/giphy.gif When all else fails, you might as well quote a hit song. If your man still tries to have sex with you, then you can start singing the rest of the lyrics. It should be a big enough turn off to get him to leave you alone.

https://media.giphy.com/media/352iODH9ALg7C/giphy.gif When all else fails, you might as well quote a hit song. If your man still tries to have sex with you, then you can start singing the rest of the lyrics. It should be a big enough turn off to get him to leave you alone.
More ...

6 / 7

I’m Trying to Get a Gold Medal in Abstinence

7 / 7

Touching Myself Would Be Way More Enjoyable

 Embed this story

More stories for you