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https://media.giphy.com/media/weB5YtSoRyiek/giphy.gif "When Beyonce agrees to be the egg donor." That way, you'd have kids with the best genes around.
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https://media.giphy.com/media/mwUakTTyMWvCw/giphy.gif "Name one married superhero. Exactly." Sometimes, it's easier to flourish in other areas of life when you don't have a relationship to deal with.
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https://media.giphy.com/media/cLil5fmxqHhYc/giphy.gif "I see dead people." Make sure you whisper this in the creepiest voice that you can.
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https://media.giphy.com/media/QkGju7KxhU03m/giphy.gif "When your hubby told you he was on a business trip." This one will only work if a family friend says it to you. Otherwise, you're promoting incest.
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https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnKd5lKRDNEBcqc/giphy.gif "You should be less nosy." Be blunt by telling them they need to mind their own business.
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https://media.giphy.com/media/103HJZ0KmjvW0w/giphy.gif "Not as good as my sex life." This doesn't mean you have one-night stands. It just means you masturbate.
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