Paris Hilton Turns to Buddha


Because the power of Jesus might not be enough to save her, Paris Hilton was spotted at the Buddhist bookstore, Bodhi Tree, in Hollywood. Her lawyers have apparently told her to "live like a nun" if she has any chance of evading jail so she's taken this to mean getting photographed with as many religious books as possible. She's also allegedly told friends she's quitting alcohol and partying and has even replaced her skimpy outfits with a new "demure" look.

Why not go all the way and just put on a fake beard and white robe? Carrying around religious books is pretty good, but nothing beats actually turning into God.