Paris Hilton Spreads Her Legs


Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii doing some sort of slut calisthenics. She's literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she's training for some nonexistent whore competition. If you ever went on a date with her, I imagine this is the last thing you'd see before passing out and waking up to find doctors desperately trying to save your life by amputating your burning genitals. And the whole time the doctor would just be shaking his head side to side screaming, "The horror!"

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