Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke?

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Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke?

The News of the World is not the greatest of sources, but they have an article about Lindsay Lohan doing a line of coke and then bragging, “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.” To back-up such claims, they included stills of video shot in March which indeed show someone that looks like Lindsay Lohan giving a girl a bump. Although, the stills don’t show Lindsay doing any. A “friend” of Lindsay says,

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

“She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

“I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

“Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

“One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

Um, ok. This anonymous friend goes on to divulge Lindsay’s conquests which include: James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. Don’t ask Lindsay how they are in bed though, she’s too wasted to know what’s going on.

Little Lindsay does cocaine is probably the most shocking headline you’ll read this month. It’s right up there with Paris Hilton has an std or Scarlett Johansson has succulent boobs. I don’t even want to acknowledge it. Which is why I’ve clasped my hands over my ears and am running around screaming, “I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you.” In retrospect, that made no sense since no one is actually yelling this at me. More pictures after the jump plus a bonus animation of the whole thing.

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