Joke: the Lawyer


A man walks into a bar looking quite upset, so the bartender asks him what's wrong.

The man says, "My wife left me for a lawyer." Clearly upset about this, he adds, "Lawyers are assholes!"

Suddenly, someone in the bar yells out, "Hey! I resent that!"

The man replies, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "No! But I'm an asshole!"

PS: sorry, dear lawyers, nothing personal - just another professional joke, never mind, we love U! :)