Hollywood March Madness: Britney V. Paris, Tom V. Jacko

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. Our first round of the tournament is now complete. You can view the bracket below and yesterday’s results at the bottom of this post. Today starts the quarterfinals with Britney Spears v. Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise v. Michael Jackson.

Britney ‘Baldie’ Spears (1) rolled through the first round dominating Madonna. Today she goes crotch-to-crotch with former BFF Paris ‘Always Open’ Hilton (5). Paris has avoided rehab so far but is one of the main reasons why Britney is currently in rehab. Both have made multiple idiotic mistakes over the past year and overdosed us all on their bare crotches. Vote and help decide who advances to the next round.

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Tom ‘Alien Heels’ Cruise (1) beat Donald Trump in the first round to face Michael Jackson (4) who ousted Brandon Davis by the largest percentage of the first round. This could be the game of the tournament and no for sure fire winner can be predicted. Tom and Jacko would make a cute couple though and have had the same ‘injection-less’ role in creating their children.

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Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket

Here are the results from day four of the first round of Hollywood March Madness:

Kate Moss upset Tara Reid by garnering 60% of the vote. Moss will advance to play Lindsay Lohan in the next round of Hollywood March Madness.

**(19 votes 40%) Tara Reid (3)
(29 votes 60%) Kate Moss (6) Winner
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Mel Gibson upset bad boy Kevin Federline. K-Fed’s rehabbed image since Britney went cuckoo had to help him avoid getting beat by Mad Max. Mel’s crazed DUI arrest was enough to help secure him a spot in the next round of Hollywood March Madness:

**(16 votes 39%) Kevin Federline (3)
(25 votes 61%) Mel Gibson (6) Winner**

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