Oh dear! Oh dear, oh dear! This lace-up platform heel from Fendi are a brilliant example of how good designers can do bad things. Where to start is tough as everything from the perforated sides to the weird platform is fair game. And what's with the Lego heel? If they're your idea of shoe candy check them out on the Barneys website, but at $640 I'm guessing that price tag might even sway you.