Here's the Twilight Umbrella. Now, I've been promised faithfully that despite this umbrella looking like it might involve electricity, which as we know is not a friend of water, there are only very slim odds of you actually receiving an electric shock. In fact, they're confident it Just Can't Happen, which is good. It features little fibre optic threads woven into the fabric, so that even when it's overcast, you can still see the stars, or something equally lovely and romantic. Whether you actually manage to maintain this air of romance whilst you're being splashed by overzealous motorists and wishing you'd Scotchguarded your shoes, remains to be seen.