Doing My Part to Make "Napoli" the New "Santorum" ...

When asked to provide an example of someone who might be worthy of an abortion, Bill Napoli, a state senator from the benighted republic of South Dakota, had this to say:

A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

Taking a page from the book of Dan Savage—who has successfully redefined the word “santorum”—Candy at Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Novels (why am I only now learning of this site?) would like to turn Bill Napoli into a brand new verb:

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To Brutalize and Rape, Sodomize as Bad as You Can Possibly Make It, a Young, Religious Virgin Woman Who Was Saving Herself for Marriage

(Your reaction) Thank you!

2. To Hella Rape Somebody

(Your reaction) Thank you!

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli’s (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota’s abortion ban.

Source: MOTHERTALKERS
.]

Please rate this article
(click a star to vote)