Afternoon Time Wasters

Bastardly: Adriana Lima at the VS Candy Store launch.
CityRag: Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong

Drunken Stepfather: Michelle Marsh ran across the beach bouncing her huge boobs in her hands.

UseMyComputer: Christine Lakin shows some side boob. Don’t know who she is, but SIDE BOOB.

Celebitchy: Justin Timberlake has a farting problem.

Bossip: Rihanna and Beyonce showed up at the BET Awards. Despite her huge forehead, Rihanna was hotter.

Pajiba: Michael Moore may have a winner on his hands with SiCKO, but he’s still an annoying ass.
ASL: Lindsay’s Dad Doesn’t Know How to Spell Her Name. So sad, too bad.

College Humor: MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski doesn’t want any more Paris Hilton news so she throws a fit.

CS: Heather Locklear Has No Plans to Make Good With Denise Richards

DH: Jessica Alba likes dating wussy men.

CelebWarship: Sheriff Baca said Paris would have died in jail.

AB: Dolce & Gabbana Play Opposite Day
College Humor: Still pimpin’ the heffers at 70. Word!

SOW: When dumb people do stupid stunts

Grumpiest: Brooke Burke in her Pink Bikini

FBAC: Anne Hathaway does not have Hepatitis A

Yeeeah: Kelly Clarkson blocked out the sun on Good Morning America.

Leenks: Best sports blow-ups.

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