2. Butt Cleavage

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Again, if you’re wearing too-tight jeans, chances are you can’t pull them up where they ought to be. Which means every time you bend forward, or heaven forbid bend OVER, you’ll expose generous quantities of severely unwanted butt cleavage! Or worse, whale tail… when your panties stick up just barely covering your exposed butt crack! Guh-ROSS!