--- title: "20 Strangest Vintage Ads ..." description: "Gilette Safety Razor; Evil Pears' Soap; Cellophane Bread; Sausages Anyone?; Beer Day out; More ..." url: "https://allwomenstalk.com/20-strangest-vintage-ads/" category: "lifestyle" last_updated: "2026-06-07" --- # 20 Strangest Vintage Ads ... Before you plunge into the evil that is Monday, I bring to you some rather strange but hilarious (if you have a twisted sense of humor like mine) vintage ads that are bound to make you go "What were they thinking?!!". I don't know about simpler times but these definitely come from stranger times. ## 1. Gilette Safety Razor ![Gilette Safety Razor](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-3_450x722.jpg) There's no such thing as "too early" when it comes to shaving. Look! Doesn't the baby look really happy shaving? So what if he has no facial hair, it's a safety razor silly! ## 2. Evil Pears' Soap ![Evil Pears' Soap](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-8_500x689.jpg) Message from the evil folks at Pears': Use Pears' or else... P.S: To add insult to injury, we will also publish a picture of your squished baby in the newspaper. Oh Pears you're so easy to see through! ## 3. Cellophane Bread ![Cellophane Bread](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-10_500x426.jpg) RUN! It's the demon child from The Exorcist and she wants your blood...err...jam! ## 4. Sausages Anyone? ![Sausages Anyone?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-12_500x808.jpg) What a talented little piggy! Now fly piggy, fly and drop your sausagy goodness into all our mouths. ## 5. Beer Day out ![Beer Day out](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-34_470x427.jpg) Now isn't that just the sweetest outing for mommy and her new born princess. Buy beer together. Drink beer...together! ## 6. Vibra-finger ![Vibra-finger](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-33_500x260.jpg) Ohhh it's for a gum massage? *disappointed face* ## 7. Mentos ![Mentos](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-32_380x500.jpg) Einstein, you lying scumbag! And we thought you were born brilliant! It was the Mentos all along?! Boo. ## 8. Camels for Doctors ![Camels for Doctors](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-272_500x657.jpg) ** ** Bahahah. Now THOSE are the kind of doctors I would blindly trust with my life...not. ## 9. Santaclaus Strikes Lucky ![Santaclaus Strikes Lucky](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-251_500x643.jpg) Go Santa! You make smoking so much cooler! In his defense, it's cold at the North Pole okay? ## 10. Love's Baby Soft ![Love's Baby Soft](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-241_500x701.jpg) And that's the ad that created the world's first pedophile. ## 11. Mr. Leggs Trousers ![Mr. Leggs Trousers](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-221_500x646.jpg) This is wrong on so many levels. SO MANY LEVELS. Apparently the woman loved his silly sounding trousers so much that she magically turned into a carpet with a tail and let him walk all over her. Okay then... ## 12. Stretchy-Seat Underwear ![Stretchy-Seat Underwear](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-211_350x478.jpg) Wrestling men in stretchy-seat underwear? Mmmmm. Bring in the oil! ## 13. Shared Showers [img.allw.mn](https://img.allw.mn/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-191_350x269.jpeg) Because sharing is caring. Also, nothing wrong with a little bromance I say! ## 14. Tipalet Cigarettes ![Tipalet Cigarettes](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-161_350x464.jpg) Yes that's exactly how you win a woman's heart! Because smoke is to us what bones are to a dog. *wags tails* ## 15. American Airlines ![American Airlines](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-151_350x456.jpg) And you thought Sigmund Freud with his Oedipus complex theory was strange. Pshh! ## 16. Christmas Guns ![Christmas Guns](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-35_365x469.jpg) Guns for the whole family? Wheee! This is the best christmas ever! ## 17. Ketchup Bottle ![Ketchup Bottle](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-28_500x371.jpg) Wait a second. You're telling me that it is possible to open a ketchup bottle? ## 18. Postage Meter ![Postage Meter](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-231_500x752.jpg) To answer your question, yes it is actually. Is it always illegal to kill a man? Yes? Too bad. ## 19. Anti-liquor ![Anti-liquor](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-311_469x500.jpg) I'm sorry ladies. I think most men would rather touch liquor than touch your *ahem* lips ## 20. O-girl ![O-girl](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/www/2011/03/vintage-ad-1_450x699.jpg) Here's presenting the world's newest super-hero...O-girl! Claim to fame? To help save the world with her super loud orgasms. Actually, I wouldn't mind being O-girl. Heck, I would kill to be her! Oh the world will always be a strange place I guess. I hope you enjoyed these rare vintage ads. And if you come across any that are as funny, do share! 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