12 Jokes for Your Happy Easter ...

Joke 1 ...
**Q. **Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
**A. **He was having a bad hare day! :)

Joke 2 ...
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside The Pastor said to him:

"You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service. "
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Joke 3 ...
**Good Idea: **Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

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Joke 4 ...
**Q. **Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
** A.** He doesn't want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.

Joke 5 ...
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.

Joke 6 ...
Do-It-Yourself Easter Kit: 2 boards, 3 nails, and a martyr!

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Joke 7 ...
A real church blooper:

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
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Joke 8 ...
A real church blooper:

"Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance."
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Joke 9 ...
A real church blooper:

"A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow."
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Joke 10 ...
**Q: **What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
**A: **A receding hareline.

Joke 11 ...
A real church blooper:

"Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper."
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Joke 12 ...
A real church blooper:

"The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday."
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Happy Easter, everyone! :))

Joke Source: Happy-easter.com, 101Easter.com, Ahajokes.com, Easterhumor.com

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