What the hell has the world gotten into? This piece of news, which claims that smoking is good (I know, I know, tame your rage for now!), is undeniably appalling and I must admit, good news for the smokers out there (i.e. the people who don’t give crap about others inhaling their second hand, cancerous smoke) Those stupid researchers are either paid for by cigarette companies or they’re just plain needy for attention that they want people to die of lung cancer every minute!

The scientists claim that smoking can help boost memory and concentration and that “the discovery” offers hope of a nicotine pill that mimics these effects to treat Alzheimer’s disease. Who cares about treating Alzheimer’s if everyone else is dying of lung cancer?! These so-called “scientists” ought to get a swift kick in the butt!

Reportedly, experts are now developing drugs that copy the active ingredients in tobacco that stimulate the brain without causing heart disease, cancer, stroke or addiction. Yeah, right, and I’m the next supermodel!