Here’s a piece of news that’ll make your eyebrows raise: Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are dating.

I absolutely LMAO reading this comment from AllieIsWired.com:

As disgusting as this is….I think it might work. They are the perfect combination of plastic, silicon and collagen. It is like a cosmetic’s surgeon’s wet dream. They can’t go into direct sunlight so they can share cotton candy in their respective bat-caves.

The odd couple was rumored to have gone out on a date which is all cloak-and-dagger-y, at Country Mart in Malibu. Sources say that MJ seemed to be “genuinely interested” in Pamela.

If reports are true and these two really hit it off, how would the combination of former-Baywatch-babe getting it on with the King of Pop appeal to you?

I say let’s all wonder what their kids would look like!