We’ve all heard about edible undies - but this post certainly takes the cake (or the bacon!). It’s about the introduction of the bacon bra.
Apparently, men are salivating over the thought of raw pieces of meat wrapped around a naked woman’s breasts. I bet even the vegetarian member of the male species will practically drool over the thought!
I do love bacon myself. The thought of waking up to the hiss of bacon being fried and gorging on all that smoky flavor definitely makes my day.
But the thought of wrapping raw meat around my skin to create a makeshift bra just to please my significant other? I don’t think so. I’ll probably go for cooked bacon -but I guess that’ll be oily. How about just whipped cream, or anything sticky but sweet?
Anyway, going back to the bacon mania -it’s not just bacon bras which seem to have created a buzz online. There’s an entire slew of bacon-related wackiness: bacon clothing, accessories, jewelry, gift wrap, tote bags -even bacon toilet paper! Do they get to be eaten after using?
Bacon Bra - that must be funny:))))hehe