Oh, the weather outside is rainy,
And the wind’s blowing hurricane-y
On the wedding of the sheer dress whore
Let it pour! Let it pour! Let ...See more it pour!
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
But the big event is big time flopping!
Soggy cameras can take pictures no more!
Let it pour! Let it pour! Let it pour!
When the downpour makes the streets flood
The soaked bride will step out in disarray,
Her feet sinking in an inch of mud,
And a bunch of ugly hats flying away!
Now the doomed event is finally dying,
And angry taxpayers join republicans crying,
“See the 14th century is no more!”
Oh, let it pour! Let it pour! Let it pour!
“Let It Pour”: A Parody for April 29
Oh, the weather outside is rainy,
And the wind’s blowing hurricane-y
On the wedding of the sheer dress whore
Let it pour! Let it pour! Let ... See more it pour!
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
But the big event is big time flopping!
Soggy cameras can take pictures no more!
Let it pour! Let it pour! Let it pour!
When the downpour makes the streets flood
The soaked bride will step out in disarray,
Her feet sinking in an inch of mud,
And a bunch of ugly hats flying away!
Now the doomed event is finally dying,
And angry taxpayers join republicans crying,
“See the 14th century is no more!”
Oh, let it pour! Let it pour! Let it pour!