Why do I hate Kate Middleton so much? Let me count the ways:
First, she’s nice and good looking.
Second, she’s made it to the number four spot in Vanity Fair’s 69th Annual International Best Dressed List.
Third, she’s engaged to be married to every-woman’s-dream man (sigh) Prince William - making her real chummy with the Royal Family.
And now - she’s stealing every woman’s idea of a dream wedding!!!
Reports say that Prince William and Kate are planning a sure to be super-romantic wedding by summer of next year.
What the hell does she have that the rest of us poor mortals don’t? How come women like her seem to get everything she wants while the rest of us swim in anonymity?
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I know! When you think of Kates Middletons, life does not seem to be that fair after all!
I had such a major crush on William when I was 16 but I gave it up, because, you know, I do not have a Dutchess or a Princess or even a Baraness title to my name. And now look who he’s going to marry! Just another pretty girl-next-door with nothing but super luck…. Not fair :(
(Sigh)
…. perhaps because you think like an envious proletarian?
Perhaps :) But did you really thought 10 years ago that they would let William marry someone without a title?
KATE IS UGLY. KATE IS FUGLY. KATE IS A GOLD DIGGER. KATE SHOULD NEVER MARRY WILLIAM. KATE DOESN’T DESERVE WILLIAM. KATE IS A C.U.N.T. KATE IS A B.I.T.C.H. KATE IS A W.H.O.R.E. KATE IS A S.L.U.T. KATE DESERVES TO BE MISERABLE. KATE DRESSES LIKE A HOOCHIE MAMA. KATE IS CHEAP. KATE IS A PIG. KATE HAS NO CLASS. KATE HAS NO ELEGANCE. KATE IS STUPID. KATE IS IS LAME. I HOPE&PRAY,THAT WILLIAM WILL COME TO HIS SENSE AND FIND A MUCH BETTER LOOKING,INTELLIGENT,ELEGANT AND CLASSY LADY. SOMEONE THAT WILL PUT KATE TO SHAME. KATE NEEDS TO BE REPLACED.